The worst pizza ever...

I have just been, with Wanda, to a pizza place that was highly recommended by an Italian lady in my water fitness group... "real Italian pizza"...

It was tasteless.  How can you make a tasteless pizza?  We had the 'Supreme' with 'everything' on it, but no item tasted of anything....even when showered with chilli flakes!

Wanda's theory, which may well be right, is that:

a) in order to avoid poisoning anyone, they had boiled all the ingredients in water before putting them on the pizza...

or
b) we had come to the wrong place!

Some research needed to find the right place, because now I am craving pizza - real pizza.

Come back Pizza Express, St. Benedict's...all is forgiven!